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Virtual White House

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

TECH THURSDAY

Today was going to feature a run-down of last year’s most exciting technology developments, and even a word or two about Steve Jobs’s health and Apple stock value.

But why look back when we can look forward?

So today, Tech Thursday looks at our new United States of Wireless.

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Our new president used instant messaging, email and texting to stay in touch and it’s rumored that he refused to part with his Blackberry. The Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder reports that Mr. Obama’s new Crack … er … Blackberry will be highly encrypted and used only for private and personal messages. There will be no IM-ing, however.

Much is also being made about the new ethics commitment, which includes a commitment to greater transparency. That begins with a new White House Web site and a White House blog.

Not since I discovered His Holiness the Dalai Lama’s Web site have I felt so privileged to have a computer.

Meanwhile, upon entering their new offices in the highest office of the most advanced, wealthiest country in the history of mankind, Obama staffers found their computers running six-year old versions of Microsoft, without updates, with no possibility for updates, no email addresses, dead phone lines and no voice mail. They’re calling it the Tech Dark Ages.

Nice to know that we’re all in the same boat sometimes.

Facing ‘Facebook’

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

TECH THURSDAY

How did … I … get drawn in … but here I am, a fresh-faced … er … Facebook recruit.

For someone working at home all day, without benefits of a bustling office, scintillating co-workers or watercooler conversation, it festoons my day with the creative chatter of peers … even though I’m an office of one.

And like any office, you can get sidelined. I will not admit how much time I spent early this morning confirming friends, sending karma, updating my status and writing on my friends’ walls.

For writers known for, well, procrastinating, it can be a lethal distraction.

If you’re not sucked in … I mean a member of … Facebook, you may be wondering, what is she talking about? What is the attraction?

Let me explain. Facebook is a Web community which gives members several pages for self-expression. Of the most gossipy, trivial … and frankly fascinating … kind. What are your favorite movies, books, TV shows. What are your interests. Where did you attend college, where do you work.

The opportunities for epic conversation threads are limitless via posts, photos, videos, links … the minutia of your day. Everyone has a “wall” … a page that’s a sort of graffiti space, like the old spray-painted cube we had in the pit at UNC. Your “friends” are the people you’ve agreed to allow to write on your wall, and all day long, you post messages and random thoughts, send karma, custom-made buttons and even Southern food. Comings and goings are monitored via everyone’s “status updates.”

If someone ignores you, just “poke” them. I have learned to “super poke,” mostly used on my poor husband.

I wonder how this introverted, reflective, melancholy writer became part of such a noisy, happenin’ place. Yet some guidelines are in order … it’s refreshing to listen more than to talk. And don’t drink or eat too much.

The biggest challenge for me is not inflicting pictures of our animals on too many people. Aren’t they just the cutest? Really, there aren’t that many pictures … you’ve got time, don’t you? Really … you’ll love these pictures … only 58 more of them ….

Radio Hour in Andromeda?

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

TECH THURSDAY

Today … where to start? We’ll cut to the big news.

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Image courtesy of NASA

First: At Macworld 2009, proceedings were shadowed by the absence of Steve Jobs, whose health has been affected by weight loss, possibly related to what he calls a hormone problem … he has also been recovering from pancreatic cancer … many of us wonder, What is Mac without Steve Jobs?

But, there is more to report — iTunes is issuing its catalogue now without the annoying digital rights management restrictions … that restriction meant that only computers with authorization could play music I purchased … you could only authorize seven computers … which meant the music I purchased could only be played by my husband … my sister … and me. Forget sharing new tunes under the previous system.

Now, songs and music videos will not have these protections (restrictions) … so at last I can pass along music to my nieces and nephew, presuming they care what I’m listening to, which is not likely, but it could happen!

Onto Microsoft: An announcement in Las Vegas today that a beta version of Windows 7 will be available Friday. Now, I finally went over to the “dark side” … and embraced Vista in August … the 64-bit version, at that.

Readers of this blog know that I got fully on board with Vista when I bought this computer. As recently as yesterday I experienced the dread “blue screen of death” (with sound effects, no less) … but it’s a kick that Microsoft would bail on Vista now that the rest of us have finally adopted it.

Now to the most interesting story I’ve read in a while: Scientists are reporting they have learned how to levitate small objects, though it’s not clear whether they have actually done it or not (I think not). They will likely use them to reduce friction in small systems, such as computers, and could even apply them to nanotechnology. (Not my favorite area of scientific research and development.)

Even more important today, I have read that astrophysicists have detected thunderous radio waves from a distant area of the universe … a blast six times stronger than they expected … while sound doesn’t travel through space, radio waves are part of the electromagnetic spectrum, just as visible light and gamma rays are … they are long, low frequency waves.

While I doubt it’s the Cygnus Howard Stern show, it will be interesting to see what this blast actually represents.

TOMORROW:
Why give, when you can “gift? Figuratively Speaking Friday’s holiday language wrap-up!

Nano-nightmare

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

When it comes to my iPod nano I’d have it implanted into my arm if not for the bulge.

Anything else nano? Keep it as far away as possible.

For some time, nano particles have been some concern. These are the extremely small compounds that manufacturers and developers once touted as the next big thing … read: moneymaker.

Comes an article in today’s New York Times that brings the matter well, under the microscope.

Things created on a “nanoscale” are absorbed in ways we don’t fully understand. So while a human hair is say 50,000 – 100,000 nanometers in diameter, there are sunscreens offered today with nanoparticles of titanium dioxide as small as 15 nanometers.

Some people … including, say, me … believe these particles can penetrate our body’s own barriers … our skin, organ tissue and even our cell walls … to rack up unimaginable changes and harm.

The NYT article quotes our own Dr. Adnan Nasir, a doctor at UNC-Chapel Hill School of Medicine, who says,

“The smaller a particle, the further it can travel through tissue, along airways or in blood vessels,” said Nasir, a clinical assistant professor of dermatology. “Especially if the nanoparticles are indestructible and accumulate and are not metabolized, if you accumulate them in the organs, the organs could fail.”

Indeed, some doctors, scientists and consumer advocates are concerned that many industries are adopting nanotechnology ahead of studies that would establish whether regular ingestion, inhalation or dermal penetration of these particles constitute a health or environmental hazard. Personal care products are simply the lowest hanging fruit.

We still haven’t figured out the potential dangers of BHA, lead and phthalates in our personal care products … no one wants to bother testing lipstick for dangers when children are dying from melanin in their milk, and I don’t disagree with that choice.

Let’s face it: Companies want to make money and when they invest in new technology, it’s to do just that. Selling us on “nano particles” … eventually nano body glitters, nano mascara and probably nano fat burners … is not an endeavor intended to better humanity.

Remember, it’s our nefarious beauty industry that relies on the Draize eye test using rabbits … who don’t tear as well as humans … so why would we expect that cold-hearted industry to care too terribly much about nano dangers?

Now there are even some people who believe nano-sized particles become absorbed by the human body, leading to the strange condition known as Morgellans Disease.

It’s often true that I trend toward the old-fashioned, though once on board with new technology I love it … don’t even try to take my Vista 64-bit version away!!

But when we have commerce without morality, as Gandhi described it in his list of Seven Blunders of the World that Lead to Violence, we run great risks of harm, in ways we can’t even see, or imagine.

TOMORROW:
Figuratively Speaking

Read before Clicking

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

Just this morning I almost sabotaged myself by trying to open a strange zip file message … I thought it was from the US Post Office, where I’d sent a letter last week and requested a delivery confirmation. I had a tracking number to check, but caught up in the whirl of the pat few days, I lost the scrap of paper recording the information. I just presumed the email was about my letter.

Silly me!! I broke every rule in the email Rulebook. I was a sitting duck. First of all, the message wasn’t even addressed to me. Second, if I’d looked closely, I would have seen the message was from UPS and not USPS.

The email message said my package could not be delivered because the address was incorrect. I needed to pick it up at their office within 10 days or I would be charged $10 a day. I needed to open the attached receipt. Which was a .zip file, a form of compressed file.

When I tried to open it, I was asked if I wanted to use an executable, or program file, such as Internet Explorer to open it. I said yes, without even thinking.

As we all know … hello!! … the most dangerous thing you can ever do is open an .exe file from someone you don’t know.

Fortunately, it wouldn’t open. I tried all sorts of programs to read the file … Word 2007 even a spreadsheet program … but nothing.

I checked the original address and it looked correct. Throughout, I’m asking myself, Did I give the Post Office my email address? I use it so often I just assumed I had.

Finally, I realized the sender was UPS — not USPS — and the message was addressed to mpseare. In a flash, it became obvious I was just a click away from doom and disaster.

I exited out of the attachment, deleted the .zip files from my hard drive and trashed the email.

Turns out UPS has posted a special alert about this virus. You can read about it on their Web site. I’ll also try to forward the email to them.

How many basic rules did I break?

1. Never open attachments from people you don’t know or recognize

2. Never try to open executable files from sources you don’t recognize

3. Don’t open messages with fake return addresses. The sender, supposedly info@ups.com, did not match the reply-to line, which was kej(at) bobgoldpr.com

4. Pay attention. I should have recognized that UPS is not the same as USPS.

5. Pay attention. The message made reference to a package I sent Nov. 1. I should have instantly remembered I sent the package much later than that.

The final rule? Count your blessings. Sometimes you can do something stupid and somehow avoid disaster. The computer gods must be looking out for you.

UPDATE: Trend Micro, my antivirus program, cleaned the virus out of the message before I downloaded it to my hard drive. Sing the praises of Trend Micro.

Ode to Joy

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

A report earlier this week was music to my ears: Researchers in Maryland have discovered that the body physically responds to music. The study was reported by the University of Maryland School of Medicine in Baltimore researchers during the Scientific Sessions of the American Heart Association in New Orleans this week.

The study’s results appear on the university’s Web site.

Music serves as my rock, my foundation, my steady ship. But in the past say two years or so, it’s become something else: my sanctuary. When I need to get away from everything, I’ve learned that hearing Claude Debussy is taking a plane ride into tranquility.

Turns out, I’m not the only one. The study showed that when people listened to music they perceived as pleasant, it caused tissue in the inner lining of their blood vessels to dilate (or expand) and increase blood flow. A 2005 study found a similar response to laughter.

“We had previously demonstrated that positive emotions, such as laughter, were good for vascular health. So, a logical question was whether other emotions, such as those evoked by music, have a similar effect,” says principal investigator Michael Miller, M.D., director of preventive cardiology at the University of Maryland Medical Center and associate professor of medicine at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.

The relaxation of the blood vessel lining was considerable — up to 26 percent. Ironically, when the study subjects listened to music they perceived as unpleasant (in this case, heavy metal), their blood vessels’ inner lining was constricted by up to 6 percent.

In a personal way, this was vindication for my reliance on music. Turns out I’m not just loafing when I sit in bed listening to Pascal Rouge’s Suite Bergamasque. Or, when I’m cleaning the house listening to Madonna (honestly, that’s my favorite de-stressor).

In my senior college year, I took several upper-level French literature courses, and became heavily involved with our campus’s Anti-Apartheid movement. My days were packed and I routinely closed down the Undergraduate Library at 2 a.m., returning the next day at 8 a.m.

My one joy every day was listening to Joe Jackson’s Night and Day. Every afternoon when I took a break, I’d play it straight through. Day side to Night side.

I have that album on my iPod, with the same scratch on “Slow Song” that’s been there for 26 years. Those songs give me intense joy, and I always thought Joe Jackson’s masterpiece somehow made me feel … better.

Now I have the science to prove it.

TOMORROW: Figuratively Speaking Friday

‘Blue Screen of Death’

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

Which horror movie am I writing about? The one where the vulnerable woman, probably wearing pajamas, is sitting at her desk, with her dogs slumbering in peace at her feet. You can see what’s getting ready to happen, and you just want to scream: No, don’t do that!! Can’t you see how dangerous it is?

Then you see it: The BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.

This is a movie many of us have been seeing lately. The BSD as it’s known among its victims happens unexpectedly, and leaves behind no explanation.

Though I have sung the praises of Vista (crazy, I know), the BSD seems to descend on it more than on other operating systems. I have read a few forums about it but like other supernatural phenomena, no one really understands what’s happening.

Here’s what happens: You’re working at your computer, and you try to, say visit a Web page, save a document or open a program. Instead of doing what you’ve so politely requested, your computer refuses to act and then, when you’re not looking, your screen takes on a horrifying shade of html-blue and gives you a bunch of numbers, error codes and maybe even a message that says “These errors may be fatal.”

In my case, I had a “Failure to complete crash dump” message, too.

I was so spooked by the BSD that I cradled it like a sick child and took it the Emergency Room at Best Buy, avoiding restarting it or turning it off, just leaving it running there in the passenger seat. Once at the store, the Geek Squad tech took one look and said, No idea what’s going on, and restarted it.

He ran an error disk to read the “dump” files (I think that’s a file your computer creates when it crashes), but said he couldn’t find any reason for the BSD. He recommended reformatting … and reinstalling the operating system, software and everything.

I said, Thanks, but no thanks. The BSD — like the “pale green pants with nothing inside them” in the Dr. Seuss book — may not be so scary after all.

Survivor: Vista

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

So I’m feeling all proud of myself for buying a new computer with Vista last summer — people, the 64-bit version!! — and Microsoft up and rolls out a new version of Windows.

Well, I’m not going anywhere.

I spent several days researching new laptops and this one has 4 GB RAM — that’s what Vista calls a decent meal. I’m fond of the Aero design … that gives me translucent borders around my panels as I work. I love the ability to have 20 windows open at a time … while I listen to iTunes … and play Majong …

Much has been made of the security warnings. Well, darn it, I like the feeling that my computer is reaching out for help. When you work by yourself all day long the way many of us writers do, it’s nice to have someone to talk with. I feel needed by my computer. There’s nothing wrong with that.

I also like being able to flip through my active window panels. OK, so I rarely have time to fiddle with it, but it’s a great way to sift through files when I think of taking advantage of it.

Did I mention sidebar? Yep, love having a clock and CPU meter.

With tongue firmly in cheek, this non-geek’s t-shirt says, VISTA PRIDE.

TOMORROW: FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING FRIDAY

The British Library

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

A friend sent along a note about the British Library’s release of new recordings of British and American writers. Feeling quite uninformed (as I often do with this well-read fellow), I made a visit to the site to see what all the noise was about.

What a surprise! This site contains sound recordings, as well as books you can browse. The sound archive is a vast collection, including sounds from around the world, historic sounds and even pop music.

Visiting the site is free, but a new disc for sale merits mention. The Spoken Word: British Writers and American Writers. It’s a three-CD set and has rare early recordings by F. Scott Fitzgerald, as well as the only surviving recording of Virginia Woolfe, and P.G. Wodehouse talking about Jeeves and Wooster.

There’s Gertrude Stein, John Steinbeck and even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle speaking about Sherlock Holmes.

Back at the site, be sure to visit the manuscript collection. There are music manuscripts, sacred and Indian art, and even the Magna Carta.

Shut Out

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

TECH THURSDAY

A strange episode in computing this week when I tried to save a template for my documents. The default template for Word 2007 uses 11-point Cailibri (never heard of that one before), with block spacing between paragraphs and no page numbers. I generally stick to stock fonts — OK, I admit it, I’m an Arial gal — Times New Roman for severity when needed — and I was having to change the font, spacing and page numbering each time.

So I created my own document template. I should add that while I really enjoy all the complex functions of Word 2007, I got along just fine with the old stripped-down MS Works (Version 9). I said that about Works 5, too. Putting together the template, however, was tedious and required me to open several esoteric windows and find the inner sanctum of commands to change.

Time and again, I’d try to save as a template and Word would stick it in a completely irrelevant document folder, such as the hated “My Documents.” I’ve never saved items there!!

I realized that templates were saved in a folder called, GUESS!, Templates. But when I tried to save my little document template there, I was informed that I was not authorized!! I should contact the administrator!

I am the administrator!! I never figured it out, and so I just restarted. I changed my “User Name” (where do they get these ideas, it’s like they’re from Mars!!!) to match my computer name. By now, I’ve forgotten where the hidden Templates folder is … but I’ve figured out a workaround.

Now, sometimes, when I make a new document, I have the choice of opening “Marion’s Template.” I have no idea how I did that.

TOMORROW: Let Them Eat Cake!! Figuratively Speaking Friday takes on the Bailout!